Thursday, February 28, 2008

Short Stories (for Norah and her posterity)

My oldest, Norah, is at the inquisitive age where everything is new, consuming and dissecting information is paramount, and the skills with which punishment is avoided are polished daily.



Witnessing a child work through information logically, at least the logic they are familiar with, is fascinating. Maybe it stands to reason that only the parent(s) of the child find it fascinating, but this blog was created for my family, so proceed at your own risk.

Story 1.
Norah wants to watch a video, as she approaches the the VCR/DVD player she says, "I need to push the big button on the CTR." I say, "It's a VCR." She says, "I know...remember my VCR ring?"

Story 2.
Each child in Norah's primary class presented a short explanation of where their name came from and how it was chosen. Norah's name came from my grandmother, Norah Bernadine. My grandmother and I were very close and she died when I was 12.
Norah was given a picture of my grandmother for class to use as a visual aid as she told her story. A few days later, as we were eating lunch, Norah was looking at the picture of grandmother Norah. Norah said, "I miss my grandmother, when can I see her?" I say, "Someday you will see her." Norah says, "Did she take care of me when I was a baby?" I say, "No, she died a long time before you were born." Norah asks, "Where is she now?" I tell her, "She is in Heaven." Norah asks if she can call her, I tell her no, there are no phones in heaven. She says, "Doesn't grandma have a cell phone?" I tell her no. She looks perplexed for a while, like this scenario is unbelievable. Finally, she asks, "Doesn't grandma have a purse?"

Story 3.
On the way home from Grandma and Grandpa's a few Sundays ago, we drove by the temple. As we drove by the temple Norah asked me if Heavenly Father was Jesus. I explained to her that they are 2 different people, that Heavenly Father is our Father, and Jesus is His son and our brother. I tell her that They are very similar because They are perfect in Their love for us (or something more understandable to a 4 year old). She asks me if They know her. I tell her that They know her better than anyone knows her. She asks if They know where she lives, I tell her They do. She wants to know if They know which house is hers, I tell her that They watch over her all the time. She then asks if watching over her is kind of like They are babysitting her. I wish, it's hard to come by good babysitters in our neck of the woods.

Story 4.
At breakfast Norah wants to know if Jesus protects us from monsters. I tell her that He does. She then asks if He also protects us from ghosts. I said that He does. She then asks, "Well why doesn't He protect us from the ghost at church?" Just as I was about to ask her "what ghost at church?", I realized she was speaking of the Holy Ghost.

Story 5.






Yesterday, as all 3 children played in the basement, I mopped the kitchen floor. While mopping, I heard a loud crash accompanied by a shattering sound. I ran down the stairs to find a narrow table which displays a plant under the window, tipped over and the plant base broken, with dirt and fertilizer projected a good 3 feet beyond the broken bits of clay. I asked what had happened (it was pretty clear to me that someone had climbed onto the 3 ft. high table and knocked it over, I'm observant and smart like that). I received no answers. I asked who did it. Norah and Lulu yelled, "Abram". Since it was pretty much near impossible that Abram climbed onto the table, I asked the girls again who did it. Norah said, "Lulu did." I asked Lulu if she did it and she said yes. I put her in time out and when time out was over I made her help me clean the mess up. Through all of this Norah watched as Lulu cried.
Later that night, when Brad came home, Brad noticed a large bump and bruise on Norah's arm. He asked me where she got it, and I said I didn't know. We asked Norah where it came from and she hung her head and said, "Momma, I didn't tell you the truth". I sure hope that Lulu forgives me someday.

22 comments:

Jake said...

That big-eyed baby is aDORable! No wonder you're having another one.

Love the cute compilation of stories. I am going to copy the idea.

Rochelleht said...

Oh, that is soooo cute! Grace asked me this morning if I would forgive her after her latest tantrum. I wish her repentance meant that she actually changed...

AMiller said...

"Doesn't Grandma have a purse?" - Classic. I have a hard time explaining live tv and tivo to the kids - I just can't seem to find phrasing that they understand.
Also - look at that boy - already a charmer. Not that your girls aren't gorgeous, too, but I think I am partial to boys.
I enjoyed your stories - maybe because I have kids around the same age, but I could just see those thought wheels turning.

the wrath of khandrea said...

very cute pictures. she has a keen mind, much like her mother. also, great hair. a lucky girl. maybe one day, when she's creating worlds, she can solve that pesky "no cell phones in heaven" rule.

just jen said...

my favorite was story 1...connor calls hand sanitizer hand "zapitizer" because it zaps all the germs.

it makes sense to them!

Nathan said...

Martha! It is so GREAT that you are writing these things down.

You are such a talented and honest writer, all of us love and appreciate these stories, but no one will do so as much as Norah in 20-30 years.

Love and miss you

Laurie said...

You still have a VHS? Impressive. Love the stories.

Michelle said...

so cute! I love writing down those quirky stories before I forget them. Love that last picture!

Annemarie said...

These are the BEST! I love the things that come out of their little mouths...most of the time!

mindy said...

Ah man, I hope lulu forgives her some day too:) This whole post had me in tears (you know, the laughing kind.)

I think you're going to have your hands very full as she gets older!

Kelie said...

love, love your stories! I am fighting the constant battle with my girls...teaching and hoping they are listening! somedays it doesn't seem as though they have listened to a word i said. ha ha! i love how you document your stories!

Anonymous said...

I love the last story. You're children are adorable. I saw your link on andrea's blog...

I loved reading your blog, I'll be back!

Insightful Nana said...

That's my girl... I just love her. I love the ghost story.
She's really a bright little girl and so fun!

Thanks for sharing!

Love you all!

Lindz said...

These stories are hilarious. My favorite is the ctr/vcr. I'm glad you are writing them. Maybe one day you can share them with her when she is older.

em kawasaki said...

One time I lied and told my parents that my brother broke one of my mom's mirrors. Not only did he get in trouble for the actual deed but he got in double trouble for lying and insisting that he didn't do it. It was not until I was 27, 22 years after the fact, that I came clean and admitted that I had done it. And I was attending the temple all the while, hope my marriage is still good.

Am'n2Deep said...

The logic of a child is fascinating, amusing, and often amazing to me. I'm glad you are writing them down and we're getting to read them. Thanks!

That pic of your baby is priceless!

And since we seem to be exchanging our similarities, I have a daughter named after my grandmother that I was very close to as well. :)

Trish said...

I love reading your blog! So honest! That first picture of Norah is just too much!

Sandgren Family said...

I love Norah's stories. The things they come up with are rather commical. I really like the story about the Holy Ghost. Church really does bring on some interesting discussions with children. Just wait until she starts asking about Lucifer. It's been a rather hot topic for Gracie the last couple weeks. Thanks for the laughs.

Katrina

The Christensen Family said...

just love these stories... so important to keep a record of all these sweet happenings! I miss you - we need to follow thru on lunch soon! Loves...

shauna said...

Awesome that you are recording such great moments. It was like reading the funnest part of the Reader's Digest! Keep 'em coming.

Wendy said...

"Doesn't grandma have a purse?" That is darling!

These are wonderful stories, Martha~ I thoroughly enjoyed reading them.

Heather Anna said...

that reminds me of when Nate was talking to Norah on the phone at my house one day and she said, "I want you to come over." When Nate told her he couldn't because he was too far away in New York, she just answered, "Okay. Well hurry and get here."

Margaret is still too much of a pleaser to flat out lie, too much guilt. But Cole has come to an understanding of that much more quickly. Or maybe it's not that he understands lying so much as he just says "No," no matter what I ask him lately. Hmmm